People’s Porn Viewing Habits Get Really F*cked Up On Father’s Day, Apparently

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As I’m sure you are all aware, today is Father’s Day. It’s a day of celebration, of rewarding fathers everywhere, and of giving Hallmark fuck loads of money for an entirely random cause.

But, because the world and the Internet are very, very fucked up places – Father’s Day is also a day for watching an absolutely insatiable and gargantuan amount of daddy porn. Yep, we’re a repulsive race of people.

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According to the Daily Dot, which has based its article around information revealed by adult film connoisseurs PornHub, the xxx giants see a huge surge in all things daddy porn, as the niche category goes through the roof on the ‘big’ day.

The tube site had a gander at their colossal amount of search data from last Father’s Day, which fell on June 21. In the midst of the filthy abyss, they found a 1,361 per cent increase in the average daily number of searches for ‘dad’ or ‘daddy’ porn.

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Take a minute to look at that statistic. A one thousand three hundred and sixty-one per cent increase. What the actual fuck?

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Pornhub also goes into a tad more depth on the whole daddy porn roller-coaster of partial incest, informing us about the specific things that people are searching for.

The number one most searched category here is ‘step dad and daughter’, In second place is ‘daddy’, followed by ‘dad’s hot girlfriend’, ‘Japanese daddy’ (which appears to be an up-and-coming genre featuring older Japanese men with younger women), ‘dad’, and ‘step dad’.

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Almost as if a joke, the infamous ‘dad bod’ has also smashed into the seventh place, closely followed by the more predictable ‘dad and babysitter’ and ‘dad and daughters friend’.

I guess this puts an end to the wavering debate surrounding Freud’s controversial Oedipus complex then…


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