Reddit User Discovers He’s Been Masturbating Wrong His Whole Life

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Learning how to masturbates one of those things in life that you don’t really need any guidance on. Sure you may here whispers from mates, or even have seen someone doing it in porn, but most people stumble across it naturally. Well, everyone aside this guy on Reddit.

The poor 21-year-old guy admitted on the subreddit r/TIFU (Today I fucked Up) that he’d been masturbating the wrong way his whole life because his family would interrupt him if he did it the normal way.

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The lad described the weird way he’d wank, explaining:

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Since I’m uncircumcised is I just rub the skin over the head, kind of like a pinching motion just right the top to achieve amazing orgasms. This continued on up until I was 18 and had the means to travel to another city for university.

Ok, so that’s odd but it’s not the end of the world. It gets worse though, as our Reddit user started seeing girls. Warning: this story may make you curl up in a ball from pure cringe.

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He described his first time with a lady:

A girl decided she was taking me home. We were fooling on the bus and once we got to her place, all clothes immediately fell off and I was ready to lose my virginity. I could literally feel the rush of euphoria through my veins knowing that this place is so fucking awesome. So as I was pushing my cock into her, I felt this HUGE amount of pain. I had no idea what the fuck it was but I tried again and it happened AGAIN. Lost my erection immediately after that and I proceeded to do my walk of shame back home.

He soon found out why though:

Later on at home, what I found was my foreskin has never been pulled back. Like ever. So the head was SUPPPERRR fucking sensitive. I could barely let it touch water. It took three fucking years to desensitize it.

The poor guy, at least he can rely on the commenters on Reddit for support.

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Ok maybe not.

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