Registered Nurses F*ck Up Royally During Experimental Sex

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A pair of registered nurses fucked up royally according to a story posted on Reddit.

A user by the name of ‘minigrut’ revealed the story appropriately on the ‘Today I Fucked Up’ section of the website, and it details how an experimental session of double penetration with a mini vibrator went oh so wrong.

The post read:

A bit of backstory first. My girlfriend and I work at a hospital as RNs, and I’m usually on duty in the emergency room, while she works in oncology.

The set up.

So after a long 16 hour shift, i get off work around 7pm and I’m feeling in the mood for some good ol’ fashion lovin. My gf was off so she stayed home all day and watched daredevil. So i decided send a couple of seductive texts her way so she knows I’m planning to storm the trenches. As I’m driving home she sends me a text saying “we should use that new toy I bought last week”. She had bought some kind of remote control vibrating mini dildo and we used it on occasion at work. So thought yeah why not, lets do it and sent her a text.

All good so far.

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But then minigrut revealed how it all went wrong:

The fuck up.

I get home, and we waste no time in getting down and dirty. So about an hour into our brawl/love making she tells me to put the mini vibrator in her ass and to continue to fuck her because shes become recently obsessed with double penetration. So with not a second of hesitation i flip her over and plung the vibrator deep in her ass then continue on my merry way. After we both finished, i got up to clean up and as im standing in the bathroom i see my gf’s face in the mirror. She has this wierd look of both uneasiness and sheer panic and the following conversation takes place.

Me: whats wrong with you? If you gotta take a shit go for it im just about done Gf: we need to go to the hosipital Me: wtf, why? Gf: the vibrator isn’t comming out Me: hahahahaha you have a vibrator stuck……in…..your…..oh shit what!?

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Luckily for the pair they happened to know a very good hospital which could help.

So as two people who have been in the medical field for 8+ years we both come to the logical conclusion that freaking the fuck out is the best possible answer. Immediately i start looking for the remote and i find it on the floor amid the discarded clothes and turn it off. We get in the car and drive to the closest hospital which just so happens to be the one we both work at.

So after a couple of hours and an embarrassing x-ray later we found out that the little fucker had wiggled it’s way to the top of her rectum and turned sideways. To add insult to injury the doctor who oversaw us had a reputation for having a big mouth in the hospital. So as I’m sitting here typing this in my scrub bottoms and a punisher t-shirt i assume the whole hospital knows what happened.

As always with Reddit there is a question of legitimacy, but the irony of medical professionals pulling this one off is just too sweet.


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