Sex Workers Reveal Weirdest Things They’ve Ever Been Asked To Do

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In 2016, the weird and bizarre world of sex and fetishes is no longer a deeply hidden secret confined to the darkest depths of one’s mind – now we know all about them and the bulk of them are one helluva lot less taboo. 

However, if there were some people out there who know all about sex, and I really mean ‘all about’, then they’re probably those that work in the sex industry to pay their bills.

Well thankfully, the fine ol’ people of Reddit have asked sex workers across the globe ‘what’s the strangest thing you’ve been asked to do and how much was you offered for it?’ – and yep, it’s fucking peculiar to say the least.

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Here’s some of our favourites:

The orange throwing baseball kid:

Not my story, BUT… A buddy of mine in college was one of the university’s starting baseball pitchers. He also happened to be gay. (Nobody cared about the gay thing. He was a nice guy. Whatever.)

After college, he got an entry-level management job in the Miami area. The pay was crap, of course, so he started moonlighting as a RentBoy to augment his income.

Eventually, he got hired by some wealthy closet case. Showed up at the client’s home where he was led into the garage and shown a 50 gallon barrel. Filled with oranges. The client went into the opposite corner of the garage, stripped down naked, and asked my buddy to throw the oranges at him.

As Buddy tells it: “Man, I’m gay and everything. But I was a college baseball player. I throw in the high 80’s. Are you SURE you want me to do this?” Client LOVED HIM. Buddy plunked the guy for 20 minutes and got asked back every two weeks for the next 3 years. No sex. Just oranges. C’est la vie.

I asked my buddy what happened to stop the “relationship”. Apparently, the client eventually came out of the closet and moved to Texas. “Why Texas?”, I asked. “Deeper baseball talent pool” was his answer.

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The camming girl:

My ex girlfriend use to do amateur web camming. One night she had a rather odd request. This guy asked that she put her dildo in her ass, take it out, and then gag herself with it until she puked. She did, and I honestly couldn’t tell you how much she made off the request. I can however, tell you that she spent an obscene amount of money on me, leading me to believe the gig (or gag, ~slaps knee) payed well.

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The ‘Suspicious Customs Officer’:

Left the business around 13 years ago, but I still have a few memorable experiences to share.

  • One client wanted me to pretend to sleep, while he had his ways with me. Turned out that it only involved him groping me, spreading my ass and whispering “Oh my lovely little baby girl” while jerking off for half an hour. Just charged him my normal 30 min fee – Easy money, really!
  • One of my regulars progressed from licking my crotch to me facesitting him, to farting him in the face – and finally he had me pooping him in the face. It disrupted my OCD controlled toilet habits severely, but at the equivalent of around $750 per session it was all worth it.
  • Played the part of “suspicious customs officer” many times with another regular. Somehow it always ended up with an extremely thorough cavity search and simultaneous penis inspection. Never found anything though…

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The feeder:

I had the chance to ask an escort this very question. She told me she had a regular who liked her to shit on his chest, then take a spoon and feed it to him.

Starting to notice a common thread in people being turned on by excrement…

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The sweat enthusiast:

Former stripper here, a bit late to the party but this is a weird story.

I had a guy who would come in at opening every night and book me for an hour just to sniff my armpits. At first I was like wtf but hey, it was $200 to sit there for an hour and make small talk with the guy. He wanted my top off for easy access but nothing else and no dancing. Sweet.

After a few times he gold a bit bolder and asked if I’d stop wearing deodorant (or not put it on until after he left) and if I would jump around/run on the spot a bit to get sweatier, which it started to irk me a little bit but he was harmless. One day he just disappeared without a goodbye :(

I think to think he found a girlfriend who’s pits he could sniff for free.

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Tampon man:

Previous sex worker:

$60 to give him my used tampon. Then, after giving it to him, another $60 if I would watch him eat it.

It was $120 on a slower night. All I could think was that he was going to get a terrible blockage later, no matter how well he chewed it.

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Yep – people are strange as Jim Morrison once said. People are very, very strange.

So long as nobody gets hurt I guess everything’s okay though…

Fortunately for you – if you enjoyed reading these bizarre tales of taboo then there’s plenty more, which we simply didn’t have room for, left on the Reddit thread.

They’re pretty NSFW…

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