The New Top Porn Searches Will Come As No Surprise

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It’s safe to say that Pokémon Go has taken over the world. People are walking blindly into the sea in search of a Gyarados and entering burning buildings on the lookout for Charizards. Alright, maybe it’s not that bad yet, but it’s only a matter of time.

Every time such a craze emerges, the things that people search for on porn websites become really dark. And I mean really dark.

You probably didn’t even know Pokémon porn existed until now, but since the release of Pokémon Go it has become the most searched term on adult sites.

Alex Hawkins, Spokesman for xHamster, said: 

In the last 5 days we have seen a giant shift in porn searches. Our top searches which usually consist of ‘MILF’, ‘Teen’ and ‘Interracial’ have been replaced with ‘Pokemon’ ‘Pikachu’ ‘Hentai’ and ‘Anime’. Anime has become our #1 accessed genre over the weekend with the booming popularity of Pokémon Go.

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Hawkins went on to say that the demand for Pokémon porn is so great that they’re trying to acquire as much of it as possible.

YouPorn has also been inundated with Pokémon searches. So many, in fact, that it has crowned Pokémon Go with a prestigious gym badge.

In a press release YouPorn wrote:

[YouPorn] is giving Pokémon Go its very own badge for its recent conquering of the internet, as well as the hearts and minds of Americans. In Pokemon you earn badges for defeating gym leaders. YouPorn concedes the Wood Badge to Nintendo for dethroning porn as a top search term.

It’s official, the world has gone mad.


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