The World ‘s First ‘Sex Theme Park’ Is Opening

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The world’s first ‘sex theme park’ is opening and has been described as a ‘sex playground’. What a time to be alive.

The park, named ErotikaLand, is set to open in 2018 and will be built in Piracicaba, Brazil. The Daily Mail reports that attractions will apparently include a ‘sex museum’ and a ‘sex playground’, which are two words that really shouldn’t go together.

Of course, killjoys have already started protesting ErotikaLand, worrying that the location will become known as, ‘the capital of sex’.

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Still, the park is moving ahead, although protesters shouldn’t be too worried as visitors won’t be allowed to ‘get it on’ in the park, although ‘love motels’ will be nearby for those who think the sound of a roller-coaster is an aphrodisiac.

Businessman Mauro Morata said:

This won’t be a place for nuns, but it’s not like we’re trying to recreate Sodom and Gomorrah.

If attendees want to take things to another level, they can go to a nearby motel — which we will operate.

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Other attractions will include a ‘7D’ cinema with luxurious vibrating seats, a nudist pool (no trunks allowed), penis shaped bumper cars, an aphrodisiac snack bar and a ‘train of pleasure’ with strippers, which honestly sounds more intimidating than sexy.

Interestingly, the investors believe the park is going to promote a healthy approach to sex.

Turns out things can get weirder than VR porn…


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Daily Mail

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