These Alien Fetish Dildos Will Blow Your Mind

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Space has been one of the biggest trends of 2015, with out of this world themes rocketing their way into, fashion, film, music and now it seems, sex.

Plenty of people have a soft spot for exotic strangers from far away countries but Exophiles save their emotions for people from exotic planets. That’s right, it’s a genuine fetish in which people have a sexual fascination revolving around aliens, meaning that The Force Awakens was probably a massive turn-on for them.

There are a plethora of alien sex fetish websites online to help inspire arousal for these people, so if it’s close encounters of the sexy kind that really get your pulse racing why not consider investing and indulging in some of these naughty little numbers…

1. The Splorch

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For a mere £80, this dildo will lay alien gelatine eggs in your body. It’s currently sold out – speaks for itself – and the eggs don’t come in the package, but a mould is provided so you can bake them yourself – just don’t get them confused with other baked goods…

2. The Necronomicox

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These weird octopus-style tentacle-loaded dildos are proving to be a massive hit with users serching for some truly ‘out of this world’ sensations. On the plus side, if you don’t like it, it actually makes quite an attractive tabletop sculpture. Sort of.

3. Dragon Dildos

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Ok, so they’re not technically aliens – but if we discovered dragons living on another planet, then we’d be talking. Available from Bad Dragon Enterprises Inc, dragon dildos range from around the £25 right up to £130 and if dinosaurs, unicorns, werewolf muzzles or pretty much anything else you can think of is your thing then you will be spoiled for choice.

4. The Alien Fleshlight

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If an exxxtraterestrial experience is what you’re after this unidentified fuckable object may be exactly what you need. Available for a bargain price of around £50 this will let your wildest Avatar fantasies run wild.

5. Star Wars Costume

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It just has to be doesn’t it? The only thing that sells more than sex is Star Wars, so it doesn’t take much imagination to combine the two into a winning formula. I wonder if they provide fake buns for the Princess Leia look? Lightsabers at the ready guys.

6. Alien Penis Sleeves

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And finally, why pretend you’re shagging an alien when you could just turn yourself into one? Introducing the alien penis sleeve complete with knobbles, ridges and bubbles everywhere. These (apparently) offer sensations that will have the neighbours calling the emergency services. You can even get a vibrating or glow-in-the-dark one in order to achieve extraterrestrial performances.


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