These Are The Weirdest Sex Laws From Around The World

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The world wide web has been a constant source of sexual knowledge and now this thing has gone criminally global.

One curious soul has documented the weirdest sex laws from around the world and listed them on Weird Sex Laws for our slack-jawed perusal.

Disclaimer: Some of these are totally FUBAR and not for the prudish.

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Bestiality

While it’s no surprise that you’re not allowed to have intercourse with an animal by law, Poland has a rather odd take on the judicial decree.

Here, you can be shot in the head for sleeping with an animal – but only if you’re caught in the act three times.

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Sex on wheels

In London, it’s illegal to have sex on a parked motorbike.

Presumably, you’re let off if you manage to conduct your dirty deed at speed.

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Motherly love

In the city of Cali in Columbia, according to the website, the bride’s mother must be present as newlyweds consummate their marriage.

Talk about Monster-in-Law.

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Adultery

While adultery has historically been punishable by law, in Ancient Greece men who were unfaithful were taught a lesson by removal of the pubic hair and having a radish inserted – not gently, presumably – up his anus.

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Sex for a ride

In Buckfield, Maine, it is perfectly legal for a cab driver to accept sexual favours in place of fares of a financial nature.

In fact, cab drivers cannot, by law, charge anyone who offers them this alternative exchange, on the condition that the passenger is returning from an alcohol-serving establishment.

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Gender equality in the bedroom

Empress Wu Hu of the Chinese T’ang Dynasty decreed that visiting male dignitaries who appeared before her must perform oral sex, to prove that men did not have supremacy over women and to show respect.

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Bestiality (again)

Farmers in Clawson, Michigan are absolutely not permitted by law to engage in sexual acts with cows, pigs, chickens, horses or goats…

Which suggests it’s fine for everyone else?!

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Bestiality (there’s a trend here)

Lebanese people are forbidden from engaging in sexual acts with male animals…

Which, again, implies that it’s cool to have your way with a female animal?

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Moments of religious ecstasy 

In Birmingham, UK, it’s illegal to have sex with a partner on the steps of a church after sundown.

So unless you fancy a charge of disorderly conduct and a fine of £25, apparently you should get hot and heavy only in the broad daylight.

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Before you start composing a long, strongly-worded letter, fear not: Many of these laws are archaic and not enforced and I for one am glad we live in a time where they’re – for the most part – unnecessary.


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