These Brutal Anti-Masturbation Devices Are Truly Terrifying

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Are you looking for a way to cut down on your masturbating? No? Well here are seven excruciatingly painful methods anyway.

In all honesty, this list compiled by Playboy is enough to put you off touching yourself without even going near one of these terrifying devices.

Let the countdown begin.

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7. The Cage

This does pretty much what it says on the tin – it is a cage for your penis.

The basic principle is obvious, it will not allow you to gain a full erection.

Or it will at least hurt like hell if you do.

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6. The French Electrical Device

This one is probably more embarrassing than it is painful.

If you get an erection a bell will be sounded to let everyone know you are a filthy pervert.

Carrying the power for the bell was an added ball ache too.

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5. The Female Chastity Belt

This is probably the first device that came to your mind.

Apparently their use in the renaissance was actually minimal, and they did not get produced on a large scale until the 19th century.

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4. The Bowen Device

The Bowen device sounds awful.

You attach a cap to your penis and then tie it to your pubes and if you get a little bit excitable you will start tearing the hairs out.

NOPE.

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3. The Stephenson Spermatic Truss

In at number three, the Stephenson Spermatic Truss would strap your penis to your leg.

Oh and it was later modified to include spikes that would stab into your little friend if it became aroused.

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2. The Mechanical Sheath

This is essentially a heavyweight cock ring which can only be removed using a ‘tiny key’.

Attempts to remove without the key could end in mutilation.

Best keep that key in a safe place then.

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1. The Jugum Penis

Last and by far the most spine chilling device on the list is the Jugum Penis.

As your penis expanded it would dig spikes into the flesh and essentially work like a bear trap.

No mention of how to remove it either…nice.

A brisk cold shower would probably suffice to be honest.