This Game Of Thrones Porno Takes Parodies To New Levels

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Awards, critical praise, and high ratings are all well and good, but these days, no film has really made it until they have a porn parody – and Game of Thrones is about to get the best one yet.

The parody, Storm of Kings XXX, isn’t the first to mimic the HBO smash hit, that honor goes to Game of Bones. But the good people over at Brazzers production have made one that is, so far, the most similar to the fantasy series.

It’s got a big budget, it has battles, and – the only thing that most people care about – it has plenty of ‘tits and dragons’.

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Every episode of the four-part series is about 35-40 minutes long, with 8-10 minutes dedicated to actual plot and not just boning – which, up until now, is pretty much unheard of in the porn industry.

And while porn parodies are usually silly, Storm of Kings XXX is deathly serious.

The pilot episode sees John Doe (aka Jon Snow) decapitate a member of the King’s Guard. Then, fake Joffrey forces fake Sansa to watch him have sex with his handmaidens before he kills her entire family in front of her (a nod to the Red Wedding).

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Sure, you may occasionally laugh considering it’s porn after all, but Storm of Kings, unlike its’ competition, is not intentionally humorous.

Brazzers product director Mario Nardstein told Vanity Fair:

If you’re laughing, it’s hard to get to your business, which is the purpose you are on Brazzers for. If you can take it more seriously, you can identify with the characters.

Nardstein also noted that the series has a ‘flexible budget,’ meaning that the budget for Storm of Kings XXX is probably closer to the ‘high-profile project’ range of $100,000 (£68,600)-$1 million (£686,000) than the lower end of $10,000 (£6,860) to $20,000 (£13,700).

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Apparently, it’s worth the investment. Storm of Kings XXX writer and director Dick Bush (real name) says porn parodies are ‘the only things that sell on DVD anymore’. Which is probably true.

Interested? Here’s the full trailer:


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