This Hilarious Porn Parody Could Be About To Ruin Your Childhood

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After Pokemon lingerie officially became a thing, it’s starting to look like no one’s childhood memories are safe anymore… 

Thanks to adult video website Woodrocket, there is now a porno parody of everyone’s favourite reptilian foursome, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reports Uproxx.

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Prizes for guessing what it’s called? What else could it possibly be but the inspired, Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles. Brilliant.

Prepare for your childhood to be permanently scarred. The – mostly safe for work – trailer explains the backstory:

Apparently, 18 years ago a ‘horny dude who worked at the nuclear power plant’ had his radioactive sperm fall into the sewer and onto the turtles, causing them to grow – particularly in their ‘lower shell area’.

But what would any good porn parody be without the ‘creative’ character names? Needless to say, this one doesn’t disappoint.

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Director, Lee Roy Myers said:

We wanted to pay homage to one of our favorite cartoons, comics, video games, and 1990’s action flicks, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

And like the NES video game, we made it hard. Imagine a TMNT parody loaded with fight sequences, sewer sex, martial arts dildos, and your favorite TMNT characters having sex.

That’s the movie we made! Also, there are giant mutant turtle penises.

With characters including like ‘Michelangeblow’ and ‘Master Sphincter’ we have to give them credit where credit’s due.

Although, this is probably our favourite:

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If you’re interested… You can watch the entire parody not only uncensored but also  completely free over at Woodrocketdon’t worry, we’re not judging.

Although to be fair, I guess my confusing childhood feelings about April O’Neil do actually make some sort of sense now.