Today Is Anal Sex Day, Apparently

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anal sex Today Is Anal Sex Day, Apparently

We all know about Steak and Blowjob day, but apparently not too many people know about Anal Sex day, that falls on April 18th, which funnily enough, is today’s date.

Anal sex day is the brain child of comedian Jim Jefferies, who isn’t a big fan of Valentines Day but is pretty willing to get on board with a slightly dirtier way to express affection between couples, anal sex day.

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In one of his shows, he floated the idea, and claimed:

Wouldn’t it be nice to have one day that was for men that didn’t cost anything, that everyone could participate in. April 18th, Anal Sex Day.

Everyone’s girlfriend or wife has to take it in the ass on April 18th. A month before you’ll be walking around the shopping center saying, ‘Ohh the decorations are up!’

And it’s good because if your bird didn’t take it in the ass, you could do the same thing that women do on Valentine’s Day when they don’t get a gift. You’d go like, ‘Oh me mate Jason and his wife took it in the ass twice. Obviously they’re more connected than we are.’

Quite if that works remains to be seen, but there’s no harm in giving it a try!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uG2PyQ09VR8


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