There are far too many bellends in this world. So here are some prime examples of people we should get rid of. Because why not.
Any cockwomble that parks like this.
Whoever decided to ‘fix’ a pavement like this.
That twat in the gym that doesn’t know where the rack is. Probably wears Tapout vests too.
The total dickwad kitchen fitter that thinks this is a good spot for a dishwasher.
The genius company that makes scissors, that you need scissors to open.
Your shitehawk housemate that does this with the bog roll.
The jizzfart that leaves this much in the carton.
Me… According to the missus.
The spunkrocket cashier that gives you a receipt this fucking big.
Those lying bumbastards at Tesco.
Any of you shithouses that put the spoon back in the sugar after it’s been in your tea.
The total meat wallet that does this at the lights.
Finally, and very obviously, this shit sipping, gooch grabbing, fuck knuckle of a dick nugget.
That felt good. What have we missed out?