Instagram: it revolutionised the selfie, became a haven for hashtags and is the birthplace of the Valencia filter.
But for all its glory, its got its creeps, too.
Thanks to an influx in models using the app for self-promotion, the social media platform has become saturated with seedy men hitting on women in a way so vulgar that it would have them jailed if they were to dare say it on the street.
One Instagram account, @commentcasanovas, has dedicated themselves to showcasing the best of these gag-worthy comments in one place. And it’s amazing.
Here are some of the finest:
Thought process from this guy: 🤔 "Should I tell her she looks beautiful? Nah, too predictable. Maybe that I wanna fuck her real bad? Nah, a little too forward. I know! I'll tell her I want to bottle her farts! That's original AND romantic! She'll slide into my DMs after that for sure." (Submitted by @devvy7)
On ya Dave!! Out of the 10,672 comments on her pic, she found yours. Most importantly, you left your name so that makes it super easy for her to slide into your DMs with a message like, "Hey Dave, Omg I'm really glad you like my breasts so much! To be honest I get a lot of comments on them (being a swimwear model and all) but yours really stood out and as a result I've decided we should date. Hit me back asap and these 'nice tits' are all yours! Sincerely, Emily xoxox" (Model: @emrata)
She definitely went out there and got an areola enlargement after reading your comment, dude. "Oh, thanks for the feedback, hun! I can only imagine your penis is perfectly proportioned to your balls and not at all small and underwhelming. Let's hook up immediately so I can find out!" (Model: @jordancarverofficial)
You can follow their Instagram account here.