Dave and Lianne Roe returned from their honeymoon to find their home boarded up, covered in manure and overrun by sex dolls.
After a week-long honeymoon in Mallorca, the newlyweds returned to their marital home – but rather than cross the threshold arm in arm, they were confronted with a disgusting site.
Their home had been ransacked and their truck filled with manure.
Sex dolls adorned the windows and the prankster somehow managed to fit a tractor into their living room – which I totally wouldn’t have believed unless there was photographic evidence.
And weirdest of all? The couple absolutely saw it coming.
Apparently, this homecoming scene of devastation is the latest in an ongoing prank-off that has escalated beyond imagination since 2008.
I was fully expecting it – it was revenge.
When Chris got married I wrapped his house in bale wrap and made it look like a bale – his cars, his hedge, his gates, so I was expecting it. Lianne saw the funny side.
She thought on the way home from the airport they might have been nice and left us alone, but there was no chance.
So while the prank lacked the element of surprise, it certainly made up for it in innovation.
The pranksters had filled the bathroom with balloons, cling-filmed the Roe’s cutlery and taken all the labels off their food cans… Classic uni bants.
They also filled the couple’s pillows with rice, superglued the car radio onto full volume, and wired the foot brake up with the horn.
Thankfully, the pranksters took mercy on the Roes’ one-year-old daughter, whose belongings were left alone. Small mercies…