So, this is probably going to be the strangest thing you see all day.
Well I’d fucking hope so anyway. It seems our outgoing Mayor of London, Boris Johnson, is a time-travelling transvestite prostitute.
Yeah, you heard us right. A 120-year-old picture of a cross-dressing sex worker who massively looks like BoJo has gone viral and if this seriously doesn’t prove the existence of time travel, I don’t know what will.
Anonymous man posing in women's underwear c1896
[image from Wellcome library] pic.twitter.com/zWW6ctVJ5k
— Whores of Yore (@WhoresofYore) April 28, 2016
The 19th century snap was tweeted out by Whores of Yore, who apparently post a load of NSFW photographs from the distant past, because why not?
It’s uncanny. So much so in fact, that the Twittersphere are convinced that it must be Boris:
@WhoresofYore THAT’S BORIS JOHNSON
— Marius Hollenga (@MariusHollenga) April 29, 2016
— Aarghhhhhhhhh! (@SalisburyGary) April 29, 2016
— Andy (@Nexusdog_UK) April 29, 2016
@WhoresofYore Are you sure that’s not Boris?Advertisement
— Vic (@lanxmak) April 28, 2016
@WhoresofYore that IS Boris!!!
— Bobby Mac (@TheMethodOne) April 30, 2016
And Bozza isn’t the only famous face who may be immortal, but has simply left photographic evidence of his vast life span.
Keanu Reeves, Nicolas Cage, Vladimir Putin and Bruce Willis all have bizarre doppelgängers from yesteryear and just recently, an old photo emerged of Matthew McConaughey which ultimately proves he’s a time travelling wizard.
But maybe, just maybe it’s just that BoJo fancies a career change after the May 5th election? Who knows.