Lad’s Attempt To Impress Nando’s Date Backfires In Very Embarrassing Way

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First impressions count, so on a first date, it’s probably best to avoid massively fucking up. But sometimes things just don’t go to plan.

25-year-old singleton, Jonny Smith, found out the hard way. When Marilyn Monroe said, ‘some like it hot’, Jonny Smith knew that some others most certainly do not, reports the Mirror.

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However, apparently ‘plain = lame’, so when Jonny took his 22-year-old Tinder date for a romantic dinner for two at his local Nando’s he came up with a masterplan.

To ‘look tough’ Jonny ordered a plain chicken, completely free from spice, but asked staff to stick an extra hot flag through his meal. Genius.

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As the pair were waiting for their food and beginning to hit it off, the 25-year-old was ‘really talking up the extra hot chicken’. But as you can probably imagine, the masterplan came to a brutal and painful end far from what Jonny anticipated.

After devouring a couple of bites of what he thought was a plain old half chicken Jonny realised that this Nando’s was not going to be too cheeky.

Burning hot peri peri seeped onto his taste buds, crippling him. 

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He said:

It was after only a couple of mouthfuls that I realised something was up. I felt like my mouth was on fire. My eyes started watering and I couldn’t really speak. I wanted to spit it out but needed to save face so I carried on, trying to smile as I ate a few more mouthfuls.

She started laughing a bit at me so I explained that it was hotter than normal but I don’t think she really believed me.

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Soon she stopped laughing though as I had tears rolling down my face. I think she was just embarrassed to have to sit with me.

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He then excused himself and spent the next 15 minutes with his head under the cold water tap in the toilet.

Unlucky mate.


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