Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, but yet some guys take the risk.
A 47-year-old man from Pattaya, Thailand, learned that lesson in one of the most painful fashions imaginable when his wife discovered he was playing away.
Adding insult to injury, the man was having sex with one of his wives ‘trusted’ friends, reports the Daily Mirror.
In a bid to level the score the wife slashed his penis with a boxcutter, in a ‘sex trap’ that left his penis barely attached to his body.
The wife -who it is probably fair to say escalated the situation rapidly- is reported to have lured her hubby into a false sense of security by flirting with him, and stroking his genitals.
She then gave the man oral sex before reaching for the blade.
Somchai -as the man is being referred to in order to protect his identity- was found by paramedics holding ice against his package, before being transported to Bang Lamung Hospital.
The chicken vendor is said to be suffering severe psychological trauma on top of the injury, and it is too early to say if he will make a full recovery.
His wife was definitely within her rights to seek some form of vengeance, but a swift kick to the bollocks probably would’ve sufficed.