10 Women Describe What Their Boyfriend’s Semen Tastes Like

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Right on the back of the man who won’t go down on girls, we have a pretty interesting set of quotes from some women.

This time, instead of hearing how bad it apparently is to go down on a girl, we get to find out just what women think their boyfriend’s semen tastes like.

Obviously some aren’t too keen, others think it actually tastes okay, and then there are some who think it tastes of nothing at all, and thanks to Thought Catalogue, we get pretty detailed explanations as to why.

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So without further ado, here are 10 women who describe what they think cum tastes like.

Bad Sour Cream

My hubby’s cum tastes really awful. Like sour cream that has gone bad. It also has this really awkward odor to it. The guys before him had an acceptable taste, sadly my man hasn’t. I wish I could convince him to change his nutrition. But I don’t think this will ever happen, so I just go without oral sex. — Jennifer, 37

Shampoo

Personally, I really don’t like the whole feel to it. It somehow tastes like salty shampoo, unlike anything I’ve ever tasted. Its texture is so awkward and slimy that I really try to avoid it as much as I can. My boyfriend has no problem with using a condom for a blow job. Lucky me, I guess. — Kathleen, 20

Salty Goo

I’m convinced there are some chemicals in my husband’s semen that get me really aroused. It’s like an aphrodisiac to me. I just love every aspect of it, the warmth, the unique taste, really everything, even the smell. I even enjoy swallowing his cum. Some men have a really thick seminal fluid, others are more watery. Some of them really seemed to explode when they came, others just dribbled.
— Victoria, 43

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Soap

Well, I wouldn’t say semen tastes delicious or anything, but it’s okay-ish. Sometimes it makes me feel icky, because it has this soapy off-taste to it. At the same time, it’s not entirely repulsive either. Most guys enjoy it when a girl swallows, so I just do it and get on. And who says that the favour isn’t returned? — Sandra, 21

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Slimy Swimming Pool Water

It’s like slimy pool water. The taste of semen can be really salty, with a slight flavour of chlorine mixed with sour apple. I guess it’s because of the taste of chlorine that it makes me think I have slimy pool water in my mouth. Some say it’s not bad for you, but I prefer to spit it out. — Eve, 25

Salty Mushrooms

My boyfriend’s cum has an acidic and bitter taste most of the time. I always get the impression I have some salty and very thick liquid in my mouth that has a distinct flavour of mushrooms. It’s nothing like I’ve ever tasted before, and the texture is also very unique. — Marsha, 22

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Salty Seawater

During my time in college I’ve given a lot of head, so I know firsthand that flavours somewhat differ. It’s not only that each man’s semen tastes different, but also that the taste of one man can vary heavily. It depends on what they eat or drink. But if I had to pin it down to one common denominator, I’d say it always tastes like salty seawater. Sometimes it’s really viscous and burns a little in the back of my throat. Other times it’s a little sweet and not at all thick, but really watery. — Helena, 27

Creamy Chlorine Cleanser

My man’s semen smells like cleaning products used for bleaching. I’d say it tastes like a creamy chlorine cleanser with a bleachy flavour. And it always leaves this really awkward taste at the back of my throat. No wonder why most women don’t like it. Semen is something that is not worth tasting, unless you really love the guy. — Cassandra, 31

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Fresh Oysters

I gawked a little the first time I tried it. It reminded me about the taste and feel of raw oysters, only a little more watery. There’s also the pervasive taste of salt, which I really am not fond of. I don’t know why it’s so important to guys that you swallow, but every single one of them seems to enjoy it when you do. I guess it turns them on. — Kathryn, 26

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Old Pennies

Every man seems to taste different. Sometimes very bitter, others are sweeter tasting. But most of the time there is always this lingering aftertaste of pennies in my mouth. Like really old pennies with an acidic taste to it. But you kinda get used to it. — Amanda, 20

So there you have it.

From oysters to salt water, that’s what women think cum tastes like.


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