Girls Reveal Their Thoughts On Seeing Erect Penis For First Time

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Penises make quite the spectacle, and in the aftermath of Alex Bowen’s erect cock being broadcast to the masses, it seems only fitting to write an article on the first time people saw an erection.

Thankfully, the dark underbelly of Reddit provided us with copious answers and anecdotes about the first time certain girls saw an erect dick, and yes – they’re all hilarious.

After a quick glance at the thread I think we can quite easily separate all comments into three categories. The innocent, the turned on, and the downright creepy as fuck – and yes, there’s a lot of all three.

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But let’s waste no more time and start with some innocent comments:

First up redhotjillypepper revealed to the world the story of how she was downright confused:

I was confused because the typical penis boys draw is very misleading.

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Fellow Reddit user, Haelx commented onto the post saying: 

Before, I always thought that the balls were in two separate sacks. Very confusing indeed. Thankfully I didn’t ask and just learned that it was the way it’s supposed to be…

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This girl thought an erect penis was something very different…

I was about ten and saw it on the Internet. Thought it was a diseased finger.

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Whereas this woman was simply satisfied:

I don’t know why, but before I saw one I’d assumed a penis became erect still pointing down. I’d never seen any porn or anything and yeah, i figured sex would be a logistical nightmare.

In my head, when I saw it pointing up, I was kind of like ‘ohhhhhh that totally makes sense now!’

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And this one was amazed:

So being an awkward and sexually inexperienced teen, I didn’t actually see an erect penis in person for the first time. I just kind of put my hand into my partner’s pants and was surprised at how like soft it was (like, smooth–there was definitely a boner).

I’ve been seeing the same penis for at least 3 years and it still amazes me when it moves tbh. Why can’t I do that?

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Now let’s move onto the turned on:

Short but sweet:

I wanna put it in my mouth.

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And:

Put it in me.

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And then there was this one which is pretty damn graphic:

Well, the first time I saw one in real life, I couldn’t stop staring at. My thought process went a little something like “OMG I’m at least somewhat sexually arousing. I like this penis. Wait…he shaved. He was expecting this. I wanna touch it. Yup, this thing is great. And so soft. I have no idea what to do. Why do I wanna put it in my mouth? I’m gonna put it in my mouth. Yup, this is fun. Dicks are awesome.”

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And now it’s time for the creepy as fuck experiences:

Who photoshops this shit?

I was 6. It was photoshopped onto a woman. I found it while taking the trash outside. I was very, very confused.

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The conspirators:

…it looks like an alien worm protruding from his crotch…

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And this, which is the ultimate response to the entire thread and incredibly fucked up:

So, when I was about 10 I would eat breakfast in the living room with my sisters before school. I would have the morning wood and after I finished my pop tarts I would put the plate on top of my underwear clad erection. Then I would make it ‘levitate’. My little sister was like “How are you doing that?” My older sister was like “That’s nasty, stop it.” When my dad found out he put an end to my magic show.

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Abracadabra.

There you have it folks.


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