Guy Refuses To Go Down On Women, Internet Is Not Happy

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One man has practically broken the internet after penning an article for The Tab, explaining why he doesn’t go down on girls.

The guy claims that it’s not because he is bad at oral sex – quite the opposite.

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He’s so good he makes girls orgasm all over his face, but that, for him, is gross and unacceptable.

William Lloyd, who you can follow on Twitter here, says that the experience left his eyes ‘dry and itchy’, and has put him off for life.

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He says:

More than piss I felt rinsed in a shame and embarrassment so total as to make me say to myself that I’d never go down on a girl a second time.

Between guys, well, find me an average bloke who enjoys going down on women as much as he claims to in front of them and I’ll find you that missing Malaysian airliner.

Obviously people didn’t take it too well, with the reactions ranging from the ‘well girls have to give blow jobs’ to general insults and comments about the guy and his selfish ways in bed.

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William mate, you need to get a serious reality check in your life.

Which you’ll probably have time for after this, because no girl is going to want to have sex with you any time soon.


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