They say that if you can think of it, someone has a fetish for it – and judging by this little lot they’re probably right.
Cosmopolitan invited their male readers to reveal the weirdest things that had ‘given them a boner’ and as you can imagine, the results did not disappoint. Admittedly, most of the guys are in their late teens or early twenties, so you can expect them to be raring to go at the flash of an ankle, but still, anything involving elderly family members is surely just a no…
Here’s a selection of some of the best submissions. Thanks for your honesty gents, but we can’t say we can relate, or even morally agree with some of these. Weird b*stards.
1. “One time I was eating a doughnut and it was so delicious that it gave me a boner.” —Jonah,19
2. “Thinking back on personal sporting accomplishments.” —Jesse, 24
3. “Watching Frozen with my little sister, Elsa is so hot.” —Jake, 23
4. “TV show sex scenes when watching with my family.” —Eli, 28
5. “Watching my grandma bake a pie.” —Kyle, 18
6. “I once saw a chick use her feet to open a beer bottle. It was pretty tight.” —Alec, 25
7. “My English teacher yelling at me.” —Weissman, 22
8. “An Asian woman putting an eel inside another Asian girl’s butt. Then she squirts them out and the other one eats the extra-slimy eels.” —Isaac, 19
9. “Food arriving at my table in a restaurant.” —Alex, 25
10. “In the middle of praying while at temple.” —Sam, 24