In their hour of sexy need I’m sure many people turn to the trusted Cosmopolitan when they want to spice things up in the bedroom. I’m equally sure that many people would be genuinely shocked (not like that) by some of the advice being dished out by those ‘in the know’.
Buzzfeed have collected some of the weirdest ‘sex tips’ from Cosmo. Seriously guys, what the actual fuck?
What soft spot where?
Why, no, cold, wet t-shirt in bed?
No, you’ll look like a desperate middle-aged woman trying to flirt in Wetherspoons.
What, like a fucking Chinese burn? Don’t do that.
Insert joke about losing marbles here.
You are so hot. Geordie accent, in case you couldn’t tell.
Bit of revenge porn on the back-burner. Mother of
First of all – who would agree to hide in the closet? Second – no fucking way, absolutely not.