One Of UK’s Most Popular Sex Positions Is Actually Pretty Dangerous

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Before you whip out the Kama Sutra and start spinning your partner round on your genitals like a sexed up helicopter, it’s probably worth noting that the UK’s second favourite sex position can fuck you up. Literally. 

In a recent poll on Britons, pioneers of the dildo industry and connoisseurs of crotch-less panties, Ann Summers, found that the UK’s favourite sex position was doggy style, closely followed by cowgirl – or the girl on top for those of you not accustomed to highly technical sex jargon.

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But guys, before you hop back into bed and get stuck into these two British favourites, you should know that cowgirl can really hurt your cock, and by hurt – I mean agonisingly fracture it, reports indy100.

A new research paper published by Advances in Urology claim:

Our hypothesis is that when a woman is on top she usually controls the movement with her entire body weight landing on the erect penis, not being able to interrupt it when the penis suffers a wrong way penetration because the harm is usually minor in a woman with no pain but major in the penis.

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Oh, and as if this wasn’t proof enough – the cowgirl position is apparently responsible for more than 50 per cent of all penile fractures.

Thankfully if you do fracture your penis you will know about it right away as there is apparently a loud pop accompanied by a crippling pain in the penis – and then you should sprint straight to the hospital as if you leave it too long then the fracture will scar.

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But you know – keep up the good sex…


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