Scarlett Johansson Reads Bible Passages Using Incredibly Erotic Tones Of Voice

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UNILAD bible328391 Scarlett Johansson Reads Bible Passages Using Incredibly Erotic Tones Of Voice

Religion, rightly or wrongly, faces a daily battle to stay relevant in the modern age but one man has found a sure fire trick to engage an audience; get Scarlett Johansson to read Bible passages in super sexy fashion.

Mike O’Brien is the man responsible for enlisting the help of the film star to produce the ‘Sexy Bible’, and he has posted the results online.

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O’Brien, a former Saturday Night Live writer and performer, is set to include the track in an upcoming parody LP called ‘Tasty Radio’, and it certainly will leave listeners wanting to hear more.

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Johansson, who is of Jewish descent, reads from the book of Deuteronomy, a part of the Bible which is accused of suggesting rape victims should marry their attacker.

The book from the Old Testament is rife with hardline sexist doctrine that would not generally be accepted as part of modern Christian belief, but it is the Old Testament of course, when God was mad as heck.

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No doubt there will be pockets of the internet who will claim offense at the reading, but it is pretty funny to see archaic misogynistic teaching exposed in such fashion.

I wonder if O’Brien and Johansson will take requests for future sermons?


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