There Are Truly Horrific Reasons Not To Try Penis Enlargement Pills

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Unless your parents gifted you a massive elephant cock, the thought probably passed your 22 15-year-old mind to try some penis enlarging techniques.

A curious chap asked the people of Reddit for their penis enlargement tales, and it seems the moral of the story is… absolutely do not try and stretch your stub.

They say it’s not about how big you are, but what you do with it… But then again, do you reckon they are getting any?

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It’s horror story after horror story with these enlargement techniques, and most of them only give you a temporary swell before deflating back to your ordinary and underwhelming wang.

One technique in particular keeps coming up… or not.

Jelqing (stop pretending that doesn’t ring a bell) is a┬ápenis enlargement attempt in which a guy squeezes and strokes his member in an effort to force blood flow to the tip, hypothetically stretching length and girth.

This guy’s insecurities drove him to jelq and now not only can he not get hard, his girlfriend left him…

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This is a pretty clear warning. Jelqing gave this guy suicidal thoughts and fucked up his sex life…

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Then there’s the penis pump which creates a suction around your penis, filling it with as much blood as possible.

This is a water-based penis pump:

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Penis pumps tend to give a very temporary enlargement but can cause damage to the blood vessels if you pump too hard.

This guy said the results definitely weren’t worth the side-effects!

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Just to even it out, this guy is a penis stretching guru and seems to have had some decent results…

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This guy was quick to get to the bottom of things… The problem is not with your penis, it’s your mind.

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I like his penis-positive approach to life.

Not one person gave a good review of the enlargement pills. Who knows what’s in those things?!

Whatever it is, this user felt like he was actually dying…

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There are always a few aren’t there…

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Respect to whoever was selling this…

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Hiccups is a weird one…

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Bringing the logic back to the conversation, this lad reminds us that if this shit really worked, we would be living in a world of men with monster dicks.

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Men of the world, be happy with your penis, they’re all beautiful (unless they’re tiny every single one).

It seems the outcome is rarely worth the terrible side-effects.


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