The world is full of weird and wonderful people, unique in their own special ways, but these guys possess some particularly NSFW talents.
Quite what led them to discover these abilities is beyond me, but history will remember them nonetheless.
So without further ado, check out these incredible feats of humanity…
Long Distance Ejaculation
As reported by the Daily Star, the furthest a human male has shot his seed was 18ft, 6ins (6 metres) – that’s more than the length of a double decker bus, apparently.
While the greatest height achieved, for some reason, was set by American Horst Schultz at 12 ft, 4ins (3.8 metres).
The female record was achieved at Denmark’s 2009 Masturbate-A-Thon with an impressive distance of 10ft, 3ins.
Most Orgasms In One Hour
Ladies put men to shame on this particular record, with the Centre for Sexual Studies in California recording one woman achieving an astonishing 134 orgasms in 60 minutes.
A male counterpart could only muster 16 ejaculations in the same period of time.
Longest Time Spent Masturbating
2009 was a big year for Masturbate-A-Thons apparently.
At the event held by the Centre for Sex & Culture in San Francisco, Masanobu Sato dedicated 9 hours 58 minutes to spanking it.
The chafing doesn’t bear thinking about…
Most Bras Removed In 60 Seconds With One Hand
Many chaps struggle when they have five minutes and two hands, but not this guy.
Chris Nicholson of Great Britain set the Guinness World Record for unhooking bras one-handed, with 20 removed in 60 seconds.
World’s Largest Vagina
The world’s largest vagina reportedly belonged to Anna Swan, who lived from 1846-1888.
The circumference of her nether region measured in at 19 inches.
To put that in perspective, the circumference of a standard rugby ball is 24 inches.
Most Semen Swallowed
The one you’ve all been waiting for – most cum guzzled.
In 1991, Michelle Monahan from Los Angeles ingested 1.7 pints of semen.
Shock horror, she then had to have her stomach pumped and became the first woman to be recorded for doing so.
If anyone has beaten this they are yet to confess.
Way to go humanity!