Last week, news emerged that shocked absolutely none of us – Kylie Jenner (one of the lecherous youngsters of the Kardashian clan) made a sex tape with ‘rapper’ ex Tyga and somehow it made its way onto the internet. Hold the front page.
But is little Kylie merely following in her big sister Kim’s footsteps?
Well, not exactly. She’s following in her entire infectious family’s footsteps, as it would appear that just about every single fucking one of them has been filmed having sex at one point or another.
So, according to the Mirror, here’s a rundown of every Kardashian / Jenner fuckfest ever to take place on camera:
Kim Kardashian and Ray J
It’s the El Clásico of the Kardashian sex tape collection.
Filmed back in 2003, when Kimmie was no more than Paris Hilton’s pusharound of a sidekick, she shot this bat of naughtiness with her then boyfriend, Ray J.
Just four years later, the video went viral on pretty much every adult website in the world and her career spiralled irritatingly into success – landed herself and her family a reality TV show.
If only we could turn back time…
Kim And Kanye
But Kim’s penchant for getting down and dirty with rap artists didn’t end with Ray J. Apparently, she’s also filmed her fair share of blue videos with her now husband, Kanye West.
Speaking to GQ Magazine last year, Kim hinted that she’d filmed her and self-confessed demi-god Kanye, getting it on, saying:
My husband Kanye and I have an amazing sex life.
So far as the sex tape is concerned, whether or not we’ve made another… If we have it’s never something I want to go public.
[It’s] not something I would want anyone else to see but me and Kanye.
Well, not unless she needs to make some urgent cash in the future anyway…
Kris And Caitlyn
Back when Caitlyn was known as Bruce, she reportedly made an X-rated video with Kris Jenner, the mum and manager to the Kardashian clan.
Caitlyn made the revelation to Khloe, saying:
I’m just saying, especially in this family, photos leaking, this and that, look at the problems it’s caused [such as being the focal point of your fame].
But quickly, Kris jumped in, needlessly adding:
Bruce and I did a video. Bruce and I made a sex tape.Advertisement
And this wasn’t even the first time Kris got jiggy on camera.
Kris Jenner and Robert Kardashian Sr
In case you didn’t know, Robert Kardashian was the lawyer who got O.J Simpson off. He also got Kris off, on camera, numerous times.
Earlier this year, the author of The Kardashian Dynasty, Ian Halperin, said that the porno was being sold for a seven figure price.
After learning of the sex tape from Kris’ friend, Jackie Collins, the author wrote:
Jackie was infatuated with the Kardashians’ success and said if it was not for Kim’s sex tape they wouldn’t have got a TV show.
She claimed the Kardashian family were no strangers to sex tapes and said Robert Kardashian, whose hobby was photography, used to film some of his dalliances and extra-marital affairs on video cameras.
Khloe And Lamar Odom
Not too long ago, Khloe Kardashian admitted that her and Lamar Odom had made a sex tape during their marriage – adding that she still has it stored away in her safe, despite many claiming to have posted it online.
Appearing on Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen last year, Khloe said:
I’ve definitely recorded myself having sex with my ex husband. But not like, talking to camera. You remember those little cameras, little video cameras, that was my jam for a moment.
Glad that was your jam, Khloe…
Kourtney And… Someone That Wasn’t Her Long Time Boyfriend
When Kourtney and Scott Disick broke up last year, a friend of Scott’s came out of the murky Kardashian abyss to say that a sex tape with Kourtney had occurred, but it didn’t include Scott. Awkward.
Apparently, the clip was made with another one of her former boyfriends.
One of Disick’s buddies, David Weintraub, told Life & Style magazine that the video ‘definitely exists’.
Speaking about why the video hadn’t made it’s way into the public eye, David said:
Maybe they’re just waiting. If something goes horribly wrong with the business, you could put that tape out to support your family.
Blac Chyna and Tyga
Now that Kylie can finally celebrate her full initiation to the family borne out of ‘leaked’ sex tapes, she mightn’t feel all too celebratory about the leakage of Tyga’s past sex tape with former fiancée Blac Chyna – who is now having a child with Kylie’s brother.
It’s reported that the raunchy video was being flogged in March, but Chyna threatened to sue if it was ever released.
So yeah. Everybody is fucking everybody and the majority of it is online for all to see.
Movie night at the Kardashians must be fun. Now that’s the episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians I want to see!