This Is What All Your Weird Sex Dreams Mean, Apparently

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Sex dreams are a pretty common occurrence among us filthy minded modern men and women, but just what exactly does that extremely awkward dream about getting down and dirty with Brad Pitt actually mean?

Well, now, thanks to new book The Love, Sex and Relationship Dream Dictionary by Kelly Sullivan Walden, we finally know all the answers to what’s going on in our steamy, perverted imaginations.

The New York Post have revealed a selection of the best revelations from the book.

So here’s what it means if you’re having an intense Fifty Shades of Grey style fantasy about your boss or are just dreaming about shagging an alien. You know, as you do…

Your boss:

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A boss typically represents authority, and this dream is giving you a sense of your own empowerment. It means you’re looking to ‘be the boss’ in your own life.

A celebrity:

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A star-studded sex dream shows you’re ready to stand in the spotlight. You’re meant to do something that may impact the public in a way.

An ex:

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An ex represents an aspect of yourself that you may have been in touch with when you were with that person, that maybe you don’t seem to have right now.

An animal:

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A sex dream with a cow or horse doesn’t mean you’ve dipped into bestiality — you might just need to unplug. The modern man and woman has gotten out of touch with [his or her] animal instincts because of technology.

An alien:

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Making love to an alien could mean it’s time for you to embrace the quirks that make you unique. You’re reuniting with a former alien aspect of yourself. Let your freak flag fly.

So there you go. Perhaps we’re not quite as filthy minded as we thought…


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