As 2016 ticks into its eighth month, a man in London is preparing to set up a ‘fellatio cafe’ where you can get a coffee and a blowjob for £50.
When you enter the ‘cafe,’ you get given a coffee of your choice and an iPad.
On the iPad, you get to scroll through a catalogue of escorts while picking one to perform oral sex on you, reports the Huffington Post.
— Bradley Charvet (@CharvetBradley) July 7, 2016
And the horny coffee lover behind the idea, Bradley Charvet, is not stopping at London – as he’s also planning to open a similar caf in Geneva by September.
Speaking about his idea, he said:
We’re not going to serve any alcohol, just coffee, and then we will also serve some pastries, sandwiches etc.
I think this is going to be the most expensive coffee in the UK! £50 is the base, then if the fellatio is long, over 15 min, extras are going to be added: £10 per 15min.
Everyone drinks coffee, it’s social.
Yeah, because this cafe is all about the coffee – not about the blowjobs.
Bradley is planning on setting up his establishment on Praed Street, near the Hilton Hotel and Paddington Station – and he has said that there will be room for about 100 customers, making it essentially just a Roman orgy with Machiatto’s.
However, there are some legal issues surrounding the fellatio cafe as the laws on prostitution in the UK are relatively confusing.
Prostitution itself is legal, but running a brothel or being a pimp is not – so all of the escorts at the cafe would have to be entirely independent.