Taylor Swift has been associated with a lot of things during her career as a pop star – break-ups, Calvin Harris, Tom Hiddleston, even Hitler. But this new association definitely tops the list.
Taylor Swift is not actually who you think she is, according to conspiracy theorists.
She’s actually a clone of a Satanist.
Basically, the Internet is freaking out over an old video from the ’90s of a woman who looks pretty similar to Swifty.
But this isn’t any ordinary woman we’re talking about. She’s Zeena Schreck LaVey, the daughter of the founder of the Church of Satan.
And people are starting to get a little suspicious:
someone please take YouTube away from me i'm now convinced Taylor swift is a satanist
— mads (@mxdddiee) September 5, 2016
Others believe she’s the reincarnation of LaVey:
update in reference to that convo
Taylor Swift, reincarnation of Zeena Lavey, former Churh of Satan high priestess pic.twitter.com/7MDSZmRmbi
— Drew Laskowski (@drew_laskowski) August 20, 2016
Or the more believable theory that the two are distant relatives:
When you found out Taylor Swift might me the daughter or granddaugher of Zeena Schreck, a satanic priestess… 👀 pic.twitter.com/nlhdWt2US9
— Weasley (@zanavane) September 1, 2016
And there’s actually a whole network of people out there who truly believe T Swift is a Satanist clone:
Zeena Lavey grooming her clone, Taylor Swift. pic.twitter.com/KB11Zl1KzY
— Proleby ☭ (@Prolebasaur) August 18, 2016
Zeena Lavey, im pretty sure she sold her soul to satan in order to become a famous popstar now known as Taylor Swift pic.twitter.com/ZQRDdnJXQT
— Nelly (@NellyLeiLei) August 14, 2016
im so stressed is taylor swift zeena lavey is taylor swift cloned is she really the daughter of the creator of satanism i hope I DOTN DIE
— vegan whip-its (@rudedyke) August 13, 2016
I truly believe that Taylor Swift is or at least is a descendant of Zeena LaVey don't @ me
— ψ(^._.^) (@luc1fercam) August 10, 2016
To be fair they do look pretty similar…
I can’t say I’m definitely convinced Taylor Swift is the reincarnation of a ’90s Satanist considering Zeena Schreck is still alive, but considering Schrek’s Wikipedia bio describes her as ‘an American artist and musician’ among other things, I’m not completely ruling out that Swift is her clone.
Better watch out for hidden Satanic messages in Tay Tay’s new album then…