Javier Mascherano Tore His Anus During The Match Against Holland



Javier hasn’t held back at all with this one. He has openly admitted that he tore open his anus during the match against Holland the other night.

Whilst making a last ditched tackle to deny Robben the opportunity to score the winning goal, Mascherano obviously stretched that little bit too far and tore his anus.

He went on to say:

“I thought I had slipped, I thought I wouldn’t make it, but I tore my anus on that move, the pain…it was terrible. I threw myself into it. I could have been sent off. It could have been a penalty but anyone could have done that, I had the luck to get there.”

Sounds f*cking horrible if you ask me!

Argentina then went on to win the semi-final in Sao Paulo on penalties after the game ended 0-0 after extra-time.