Remember Johan Djourou?
Yeah, that’s the one, the Swiss defender who played for Arsenal for over a decade and never once looked good enough to.
Well, he’s currently still playing – for German side Hamburg – but has hit the headlines for a pretty odd reason – and it’s not football related.
He’s appeared in a sex scene for a film he’s an executive producer of.
To make things even more weird, he’s shagging a woman who is wearing an Arsenal shirt while riding him.
In fairness, the woman is Djourou’s wife Emilie, not just some random porn actress.
Now 29, the player (pun intended) told the Sun:
It was a chance to break into films. I’ve now seen the entire film, it gave me a real laugh.
The film is produced by the company ‘One Million Dollar Film’, which is made up of French sports stars who donate to charities.
Some of the other players involved with the company include Louis Saha and Bacary Sagna.