Marouane Fellaini is a man who gets more than his fair share of stick on Twitter.
The giant Belgian’s style of play, shocking first touch and hefty price tag all make him one of the easiest targets for Twitter users, so he could be forgiven for keeping a low profile whenever he can.
But no, this is Fellaini, so he’s gone and dyed his trademark giant shit afro blonde. Because why not?
As you’d expect, as soon as people got wind of it, the tweets poured in and poor Marouane was pulled apart on social media.
Here’s the best of the lot:
This guy thinks it’s all part of a plan:
Fellaini wants to confuse Mourinho so bad. Man bleached his hair so that Mourinho thinks that he is the "new Fellaini".
— Reggie (@MatasLeftFoot8) June 7, 2016
And this bloke definitely has a point…
My hair is better than Fellaini's.
— Nikos Pappas (@nikos1977) June 6, 2016
Another user nailed the convsersation between Fellaini and the barber:
Barber: How can I help?
Fellaini: I want my hair to be so horrendously bad it trends on Twitter
Barber: Say no more pic.twitter.com/xUT4aNXYNh
— Adam Boultwood (@adamboultwood) June 6, 2016
While others focused on Jose Mourinho’s reaction:
Mourinho when he sees Fellaini's hair 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/yNGBRXw4GF
— SJ 🎅 (@sarahjayneeee_) June 7, 2016
Some made some good comparisons:
— Koppette™ (@koppette_) June 7, 2016
But this guy came out with the pick of the bunch, although did go into too much detail:
Fellaini's hair looks like my pubes when I was 12.
— MagicMartial (@MagicMartial9) June 7, 2016
So there you have it, Marouane, people hate your hair. Try focusing on trapping a bag of cement in your spare time.