Have you ever been down the park with some mates, when sooner or later you all stand around in a circle and see how long you can keep the ball up for?
It usually ends after about six touches, when it makes its way towards big Dave who hoofs it halfway across the pitch.
Every. Fucking. Time.
Anyway, you won’t be surprised to learn that Real Madrid’s players are pretty good at keepy-ups, especially Brazilian pair Marcelo and Casemiro.
Check this out:
Alright lads, don’t take the piss.
Dave, you’ve got some improving to do.