Poor old Martin Demichelis.
He’s barely recovered from being torn apart by Marcus Rashford a few weeks back, and now he’s been hit with a charge of misconduct by the FA for breaching betting rules – 12 times.
It’s well known that players are banned from betting on any football match worldwide, but Demichelis has fallen foul of the rule, and Twitter thinks it’s hilarious:
Here’s the best of the mocking:
There were plenty of sarcastic hammerings:
If Martin Demichelis had been betting on his own games, then he'd be the greatest defender ever, making those errors look so natural.
— Nick Bell (@NickBellGorkana) March 30, 2016
FA charge Man City defender Martin Demichelis with betting misconduct.
What's the odds on that! #mcfc
— NoMessinGegenPressin (@WarriorLFC) March 30, 2016
Has Demichelis been betting against city when he knows he's starting?!!
— Peter Mcpartland (@PED7) March 30, 2016
Some questioned why a professional footballer needs any more money:
Martin Demichelis must be on £50K+ a week. Why he's putting accumulators on I'll never know…
— Alex Carter (@Only1Carter) March 30, 2016
While others just couldn’t let the Derby go:
Martin Demichelis Charged by the FA for Betting Offences!
NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE WHY HE JUST FELL OVER TO LET RASHFORD THROUGH!!
— Football Accumulator (@footballacca) March 30, 2016
Martin Demichelis obviously stuck a tenner on that Rashford would rip him apart.
— Jordan (@FourFourJordan) March 30, 2016
And some took the more sympathetic route:
Martin Demichelis is even poor at betting can't do anything right that lad
— king Summer (@KiingDellz) March 30, 2016
Oh Martin, you are the number one target for internet trolls everywhere.