Another week, another cunt.
The footballing world is crawling with them. Whether it’s Joleon Lescott ‘accidentally’ tweeting a picture of a car from his pocket or any of the hundreds of overpaid fuckers not putting a shift in on a Saturday, we’ll do our best to identify them every week.
Once a week, we’ll pick the biggest cunt of the week and put them to shame on our cunt-ometer.
In terms of scale, Diego Costa is the worst it gets, while at the other end, baby-faced loveable Spaniard Juan Mata is the benchmark.
You can consider yourself decent if you get anywhere lower than Kolo Toure.
Our winner this week is none other than:
Yes, the Manchester City manager takes the unwanted title this week, having ensured City safely exited the FA Cup as quickly as possible.
With the Champions League clash against Dynamo Kyiv coming up on Wednesday and the Capital One Cup final on Sunday, Pellegrini put out an almost unrecognisable team against Chelsea at Stamford Bridge.
It’s obviously an attempt to keep his squad fresh for the upcoming games but in fairness, City could have fielded a stronger side than they did and still been competitive in the match, rather than field the kids and lose 5-1.
It’d be brilliant karma if the Etihad outfit went on to lose both games this week, leaving Pellegrini with nothing from his final season as City manager.
We love tradition in England, and that means playing your strongest team in the FA Cup and because Manuel chose not to, he’s an undoubted inclusion on the cunt-ometer.