UNILAD Football’s King To C*nt-Ometer Of The Week

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Every weekend, we all do it.

We sit watching Match Of The Day when someone flies in with a horror tackle or misplaces a simple pass and we mutter ‘what a cunt’.

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Over the course of the season, there have been many a contender for the role and with competition heating up for c*nt of the season, we’ve decided to look at the worst offender each week – before making our final judgement in May.

There have also been some heroes – Harry Arter taking to the field after the passing of his daughter takes the top spot this season, but there are others who are trying to put the beautiful back in the game as well.

So, from the nicest guy in football, Juan Mata, to the absolute worst, Diego Costa, here’s our contender this week – and there was some pretty tough competition given the horror challenge from Arsenal’s Mathieu Flamini.

But the undisputed winner has to be Manchester United’s marquee signing of the summer, Memphis Depay, otherwise known as Jesse Lingard’s bitch.

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The 21-year-old Dutchman has been nothing short of awful since his summer move from PSV Eindhoven.

Barring an early performance in the Champions League when he scored twice against Club Brugge, Depay’s form has not reflected his £25m price tag.

In fact, he hasn’t even been the best player to leave PSV last summer, as Georginio Wijnaldum continues to impress at Newcastle United.

The fact that he requested to wear the iconic number seven shirt at Manchester United makes it harder to sympathise with him whenever he has a shocker – which he did this weekend.

While he’s not quite as big a cunt as John Terry (let’s face it, you’ve got to do a lot to match that level), he’s definitely a mid-range offender.

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Depay had three minutes of action against Man United this weekend – and promptly managed to cost his team two valuable points.

The winger opted not to keep possession in the final stages and gifted Chelsea the ball, allowing the Blues to go down the other end and set Diego Costa up with the equaliser.

You sir, are a cunt.

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