An ambitious business man has decided to bring one of King’s Landings most notorious establishments to life, but it’s not the Red Keep or the Great Sept of Baelor, it’s Littlefinger’s brothel.
Digital Spy reports that Dennis Hof, the owner of the Moonlite BunnyRanch brothel – one of several legal brothels in Nevada – has decided to mock up his own version of Petyr Baelish’s scandalous cathouse.
Apparently his brothel, which featured on HBO’s Cathouse series, has been experiencing overwhelming demand.
Hof’s even gone so far to describe himself as the ‘modern-day Littlefinger’, which is pretty hilarious since it implies that he thinks the show is telling a true story.
Speaking to TravelDailyNews.com, he said:
Every Sunday, I invite the girls to my house for a Game of Thrones-watching party, and the storylines often end up carrying over into our bedroom activities.
We enjoy having our own afterparty, and I want to share that experience with the clients of my brothels who also happen to be fans of the show.
Can I just point out that the idea of the Game of Thrones ‘storylines’ moving into the bedroom is utterly terrifying.
In the last two episodes alone (SPOILERS) we’ve seen someone have their head torn off, a little girl gutted like a fish, and the only vaguely titillating thing that happened was a gross kiss between a brother and sister.
If that’s not put you off, you may be wondering what the experience consists of? Well, apparently, the recreation of Cersei’s walk of shame is quite popular.
We’ve already had several fans of the show opt for the ‘walk of shame’ package, which involves a naked parade starting in the Bunny Ranch parlour and leading to a complete circumnavigation of our property.
Passing motorists were doing double takes and slowing traffic, so everybody got a free show that day.
Apparently, the brothels already have medieval dungeons, so they’re more than capable of recreating some of the show’s more intense scenes. Lets just hope no one wants to role-play as Ramsay Snow!