All hail Britain’s latest celebrity powerhouse couple that will in no way be a flash in the pan that society grows bored of after one week of the show finishing – Marnie Simpson and Lewis Bloor, or Blarnie as I’m now patenting.
As reported by The Sun, the pair hit it off quickly after entering the alleged ‘Celebrity’ Big Brother house – and their relationship has reached lofty new heights.
In an episode set to air tonight the couple take things to the shower – but don’t be crass and assume they’re getting naked for attention, it was apparently a very ‘romantic’ experience.
In the one room without cameras, the couple managed to coincidentally position what appears to be Marnie’s naked arse in the only spot it could be filmed – but I’m not a cynic so it must have been an accident in the throws of passion.
Marnie later revealed in the diary room:
I just had the most romantic shower in my life! I would never do anything more than shower with him and kiss him.
I’ve never had a boy treat me how he treats me! I feel so lucky. He is just perfect. I don’t ever want to leave this house!
Nothing screams romance like getting your kit off and heavy petting a new crush in a house full of cameras.
It’s like a fairy tale…