On Friday night, Carol Vorderman revealed to the world that she just loves kinky sex.
It was a revelation that men across the world rejoiced at as the hot and sweaty news entered their ears.
But now things have gone to the next level up on the scoville scale – the only place a little more tantalising – with former Chelsea left-back, Wayne Bridge, revealing simply too much about how he likes to be pleasured, reports the Mirror.
On last night’s show the Dingo Dollar challenge question was ‘which percentage of parents say their sex life is better since having kids’.
Instead of simply having a punt at the answer, Wayne, the old boy, went full on rogue saying:
Well for me it ain’t, you don’t get as much [sex] do you. [In the past we tried] everything out. It was up here.
He then blushed saying: ‘her parents will be watching this’.
Within minutes Wayne’s wife, Frankie was posting on Twitter begging him to stop and we can hardly blame her.
— Francesca Bridge (@FrankieBridge) November 26, 2016
Ah well – at least Frankie seemed to see the funny side of things.
Hopefully by the end of Wayne’s time in the bush they can revitalise their sex life before getting back to blue-balled normality.