It takes an awful lot to shut up infamous motormouth Jeremy Kyle but two recent guests managed to stop the daytime dickhead in his tracks.
On this morning’s episode of The Jeremy Kyle Show viewers were left shocked when the talk show tosser Jeremy became entangled in a lesbian love triangle transforming it into what can only be described as a ‘love square’.
In a segment called ‘My lesbian girlfriend is trying to get pregnant but is she a cheat?’one of the guests told the host that she ‘like him’ (high-school for ‘in love’) while the other said he was her type.
In desperation Kyle got out his in-house therapist Graham Stanier to get to the bottom of why they were interested in him, to which the therapist simply said: ‘There’s a lot going wrong in your life’.
Nessa one of the show’s guests was on the ‘popular’ ITV programme to accuse he partner Georgia of cheating on her while she was serving an 18 month prison sentence.
She claimed that after getting out of jail she saw a number of messages saying ‘ I love you’ and a picture of Georgia an her lover in bed together, The Mirror reports.
Jeremy claimed that picture was a ‘give away’, before adding that he ‘really liked’ Nessa to which she replied: ‘I like you too’.
The TV-host then joked about being chatted up by a lesbian before commenting on his own battle with testicular cancer saying ‘everyone knows I’ve only got half of what I should have’.
When they finally finished flirting with each other Jeremy finally revealed whether Georgia had been cheating on Nessa and surprise, surprise she had!
But not with a woman!
It turns out that Georgia had rekindled her relationship with an old boyfriend while Nessa was in jail. But to add further complication to the drama it transpired that Nessa had cheated on Georgia.
This is too complicated for mid-morning TV…