Jeremy Kyle’s schedulers should all be fired after the show’s most recent instalment.
In a blatant ploy to show off her new assets, 50-year-old Sharon Perkins appeared on The Jeremy Kyle Show to talk about her new and improved sex life – all thanks to her 34MM boob job which saw her go up ten bra sizes.
Her adoring, slack-jawed fiancé Carl said: “I love fake breasts – they’re brilliant aren’t they? Our sex life is great. It’s more exciting.”
Sharon now has the second biggest boobs in Britain – and a whole lot of back pain, not to mention the earache of listening to Carl jabber on about her ample chest.
Perkins’ implants weigh a ‘back-breaking 7lbs’ – the equivalent of two boxes of wine, or a small shark.
The two operations set new grandma Perkins back £10,000, so for her sake, I hope her impending Page 3 career manifests. If not she’ll be back on the show declaring bankruptcy any day now and the viewers won’t welcome her kindly…
What was the point in that? #jeremykyle
— Melissa Goy (@younique_melUK) September 27, 2016
So basically you wanted to go on TV to show everyone your jubblywombats#jeremykyle
— Dazz (@darrenbizzle) 27 September 2016
Even Jeremy was unimpressed, saying: “I’m frightened to approach you.”
Jeremy Kyle fans are easily-pleased folk but a happily loved-up couple just doesn’t cut the mustard for their 11am dose of real life TV drama.
Try harder next time, Jezza.