I mean, look at him. He looks like a taller, more prepubescent Peter Crouch!
At the same, the lad looks like he doesn’t give a shit and is an absolute boss on the court! Part of me wishes I was like him, but then the other part of me remembers what Peter Crouch said when he was asked; “What would you be if you weren’t a footballer?” and he replied; “A virgin..”.
Nobody wants to be a virgin.