We’ve all had a little dabble on the bandits in the pub, convinced it’s going to pay out soon, not wanting to step away from it in case somebody else jumps on and drops it while we nip for a wee, or go to the bar for a drink. But how many of us would do this? I’m hoping none of us, just this guy!
This fella is playing a bandit in an arcade, and judging by the way he is squirming about, he has a turtle’s head poking out.
The logical thing to do in this situation is to go to the toilet, but obviously not wanting anybody else to have a crack at the jackpot, he doesn’t want to leave the machine, so drops his trousers and undies, and does a turd just feet away from where he is playing.
Then just carries on like nothing has happened. Not put off by shame, or the smell, he just carries on playing.