Remember that video of couples describing their partner to a police sketch artist? Well, now things have got very NSFW as the ladies attempt to explain to the poor artist what their fella’s packages look like.
The new Distractify video sees girlfriends describe to a complete stranger what their partner’s penis looks like.
And it makes for some entertaining (and sometimes awkward) interpretations.
“It’s shaped like a penis” is a strong start but from there though things get very specific, often weirdly so, with comparisons to cans of beans, bananas, mushrooms (with a smiley face), and more.
The guy whose wang apparently changes colour though, may want to get that checked out.
In the end, most of the guys seem pretty happy with the results so no awkward break-ups on camera here!