When Marlon Paul Alvarez wanted to steal an AK-47, he decided to walk into a pawn shop, lift it off the shelf and stick it in his pants. And expect that he wouldn’t be caught.
He was obviously caught on CCTV and arrested by police, and now has seen his bond set at $25,000 by a judge who was seriously concerned about his behaviour. Obviously, because putting guns down your pants is not and never will be normal.
Oh, and of course it happened in Florida. In fact, the only surprise here is that the guy wasn’t on Flakka while doing it.