It must be great finding fame after making an abysmally shite porno, with the sort of filming that would make Snuff film directors facepalm, and knowing that whenever your publicity is down all you have to do is snap a few pictures of your arse and it’s right back up again.
Yes, I’m talking about Kim Kardashian yet again.
As the elder spawn of the infectious and parasitical Kardashian / Jenner elites, Kim has made headlines yet again…
Did she save a family of four from a burning building? Did she donate half of her money to charity? Did she adopt a small child from Syria, Iraq, or Afghanistan? No, she got her arse out again and recreated the peach emoji and now I’m writing about it and I don’t know why…
Apparently, the influential (for reasons unbeknown to me) socialite is holidaying away in Mexico with some of her friends at the minute and while on a small boat a friend decided to film a video of her perched over with her rectum in the air.
Oh, and then they filmed another one just in case the original wasn’t good enough.
Sadly, the clips have been played almost 70,000 times on Kim’s Snapchat Instagram page so I can’t even comprehend how many times the actual snaps were watched.
Hopefully someday soon we can stop worshipping these preposterous false and materialistic idols.