The lesson here, don’t park in the cycle lane.
Unless you want some absolute man-mountain of a cyclist physically moving your car out of the way. Because that happens.
It happens in this very video, in which the strongman, angered by the cars presence in the cycle lane, dismounts, casually lifts it up and moves it, before getting back on his bike and going on his way.
Understandably, everyone watching the scene enjoys this very much.