Neighbours from hell probably doesn’t quite cover it for this couple, who have been given the dubious title of having the loudest sex in New York.
According to complaints registered by 311, the pair, from Brooklyn, have no respect for their neighbours, either that or their sex is just too good to be quiet during.
Their long suffering neighbour Omar Ramos claimed:
I’m on the second floor, and I hear them all the time. When I come in the night from work, a girl screaming every night — Papi, different kinds of names, in Spanish. [She] keeps screaming to continue, to not stop. Saturdays, it’s louder. About 30 minutes to an hour, sometimes more than an hour.
Apparently by the time police get to the apartment, the sex has stopped so they’ve not actually arrested the couple who have racked up half a dozen complaints in three months.
Brooklyn as an area can apparently claim to have the loudest sex, with calls to 311 ranging from people moaning about vibrators to couples that are simply too loud.
One woman called to moan:
My neighbour is making too much noise. She has a sex machine and then she starts screaming, ‘Yes, yes, yes’ for extended periods of time
There are also some perverts out there apparently:
They are perverts who constantly bring more individuals to perform more extreme sexual activities.Advertisement
We’d suggest the complainers do one of two things. Buy some earplugs or get laid themselves.